Jokes like that make me wonder if you've actually tried human meat. Not that I'd ask; this place is weird enough as it is.

[ that said, he does take to the instructions and steps back with a brief nod. it should feel weird to stand in the middle of the garden completely ass-naked and asking to die, but he's done far worse even before he turned, and if he's being honest — it's kind of exciting to do this. it's like a very terrible game of truth or dare, only he's the only one telling the truth and taking on the dares, just to see where homelander's line will end up drawn. ]

Do I need a warning...?