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[ For whatever it's worth, Homelander gives this a good amount of thought, finally responding with: ]
if they're trying to make you make your own nickname take off, i'd probably pick "patches."
tells people you've got a sense of humor without coming off douchey.
"momson" means, like, momma's boy. but maybe to a slightly more extreme degree.
[ Is "momma's boy" even any clearer for someone from the year Dragon BC? ]
if they're trying to make you make your own nickname take off, i'd probably pick "patches."
tells people you've got a sense of humor without coming off douchey.
"momson" means, like, momma's boy. but maybe to a slightly more extreme degree.
[ Is "momma's boy" even any clearer for someone from the year Dragon BC? ]
no, no illegitimacy connotations, it's kind of more like
when a guy's too attached to his mom. spends too much time with her, cares too much about what she thinks, and gets doted on in turn.
not terrible conceptually, but i wouldn't say i've ever really heard the term used in a positive way.
when a guy's too attached to his mom. spends too much time with her, cares too much about what she thinks, and gets doted on in turn.
not terrible conceptually, but i wouldn't say i've ever really heard the term used in a positive way.
[ calling ... 911 ...... but not for me ................ ]
in this context [ and you'd better believe he is typing out every word with PAINSTAKING consideration ] it's more like an actual fixation, not something someone's telling you to do.
a lot of the time it comes up when you're dating, like, you don't really wanna date a momma's boy or a daddy's girl because they're looking for something that you're ultimately not/you'd have a third wheel around all the time.
plus, sleeping with your mom (or anyone who's blood related to you) is kind of a no-no.
[ it's fine his mommy issues are different ]
in this context [ and you'd better believe he is typing out every word with PAINSTAKING consideration ] it's more like an actual fixation, not something someone's telling you to do.
a lot of the time it comes up when you're dating, like, you don't really wanna date a momma's boy or a daddy's girl because they're looking for something that you're ultimately not/you'd have a third wheel around all the time.
plus, sleeping with your mom (or anyone who's blood related to you) is kind of a no-no.
[ it's fine his mommy issues are different ]
[ Actually, hang on, he can pre-empt the question he knows is coming. ]
"genetics" are what you pass down from generation to generation. chance of a certain hair color or medical condition, stuff like that.
if you have kids with someone you're related to, the chances get a lot higher that you're gonna pass whatever bad stuff you've got onto them.
"genetics" are what you pass down from generation to generation. chance of a certain hair color or medical condition, stuff like that.
if you have kids with someone you're related to, the chances get a lot higher that you're gonna pass whatever bad stuff you've got onto them.
if you wanna learn about it generally, the library's probably a good start.
if you wanna learn about your genetics specifically, there are [ sigh ] dna tests.
someone more scientifically-minded around here might be able to help you. it's not really my field of expertise.
and, well, no, not necessarily, but you'll probably have a better time if you do.
it's kind of a getting-to-know-you deal, i guess. see if you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone before you get married, or just have fun and figure out what you want out of a relationship.
[ A surprisingly mature explanation that he definitely does not sufficiently apply to his own life! 👍🏻 ]
if you wanna learn about your genetics specifically, there are [ sigh ] dna tests.
someone more scientifically-minded around here might be able to help you. it's not really my field of expertise.
and, well, no, not necessarily, but you'll probably have a better time if you do.
it's kind of a getting-to-know-you deal, i guess. see if you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone before you get married, or just have fun and figure out what you want out of a relationship.
[ A surprisingly mature explanation that he definitely does not sufficiently apply to his own life! 👍🏻 ]
[ the library — home of most texts, and invaluable in any world, it would seem. ]
Dna tests. I will look into it in detail and soon, thank you.
[ onto other matters—!!! ]
Is that not what you use lovers for? A wife to wed and bed for children, and a lover or mistress to please your other interests?
Dna tests. I will look into it in detail and soon, thank you.
[ onto other matters—!!! ]
Is that not what you use lovers for? A wife to wed and bed for children, and a lover or mistress to please your other interests?
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