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[sensive]

cool
i mean
not cool at all for me and my friends but
yeah

i think people are going to say it’s me tonight
and probably that i’m the one who attacked you in round one
but i dont know
i dont know that i did
so i wanted to talk to you first
sorry if that’s weird

[breeding]

[ Under normal circumstances, this’d be enough to send him on a beeline to find this guy himself, but— ]

whole game’s pretty not cool but that’s hardly news.

what makes you think it was you?
your superpower’s a big fuck-off axe?

[sensive]

no
the axe is in the “did not do it” column
in the “did do it” is

do you know steve rogers?
i took on three guys like him, super soldiers, and didn’t break a sweat
so i’m strong enough
but you’re strong too, right?

would you use an axe?

[breeding]

[ a hot new bombshell has entered the villa ]

yeah, i know steve.
yeah, i'm strong.

and no.
if i had my powers, and if i had to kill someone, an axe wouldn't even factor into it.

[sensive]

yeah
it wouldn’t even cross my mind
wouldn’t need it

i don’t want to hurt people if it’s me, but i don’t know that it is
and i definitely wouldn’t want some jackass telling me a guy i hadn’t heard of murdered me either

[breeding]

you're thinking about the supe clue?
no offense, but if we're talking about the same skill set, none of this really looks like you or me.

but thanks.
think our jackass might be in another castle.