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[redsoil]

It is assuring to know she is well.

At first, I thought there was little reason for her to visit the manor.
But, it is apt — when things go my way, the world must intervene to rectify that.

1/2

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[ So, Homelander thinks, as soon as the text comes through. Fuck no, then. ]

anything else i should know?

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[ Actually, more importantly: ]

you can always come to mine, if you need somewhere to go.

[ Go, not hide out, when they're above that. ]

[redsoil]

[ Anything else? Well, her son and I have had sex, is probably not the kind of divine drama to immediately dump into Homelander's lap. ]

Ooh, like the sleepovers? I have to ask the Yellowjackets, but I believe it is a rite of youthful passage where they attempt to murder one another with bedsheets until someone is crowned the most powerful!

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no, not like

[ Wait. Fuck. Does he feel bad about saying no? Ugh. ]

sure, like that

[redsoil]

I am teasing you, Homelander. I know how you meant the offer.

You are good friend to me.

[ Maybe others would not think him a friend at all ( others still might find Homelander cruel and dangerous ), but Set does. ]

Anyways! Do not worry about my sister! She is a grand goddess, and if the two of you meet — I would hope she comes to like you, as I do.

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[ The kneejerk reaction — this fucking guy — flares and then quickly sputters out, fizzling in the face of their friendship, explicitly stated. ]

okay 👍🏻
i'll keep an eye out.
thanks
for telling me