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@t.laughlin

[holyposition]

He said "drinking milk is for kittens and perverts" which is obviously ridiculous, so I asked him how many bones he's broken in his life, and he said three. I've never broken any, so, case made.

[breeding]

[ jumping past the fact that this is a misfire and straight to "i'm not a pervert"—— ]

what is his beef with milk??

[holyposition]

I don't know? Weak stomach and making it everyone else's problem?

[breeding]

it's not even
it's just milk!!
like "recommended by doctors" and "subject to a whole promotional campaign" milk

[holyposition]

I'm with you completely. It's healthy, and it tastes good, but everyone's addicted to sugar now so they can't drink it if it doesn't fizz.

[breeding]

well, it's his loss.

[ wait ]

who are we talking about, again?

[holyposition]

Bunny. He's always been an idiot.

[breeding]

oh, pfff. rich of him to call anyone else a pervert.
that glass house ain't gonna hold forever.

[holyposition]

That's what I was thinking.

...Anyway, I meant to send that to Koby, but you turned out a better recipient. Thanks, Homelander :)

[breeding]

anytime.

[ And he thinks for a second about asking him what's going on between him and Hawk — then decides to leave it be. ]