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only one way to find out. next time a guy pisses you off
well, i'd offer to help, but i know you don't need it. just keep me in the loop.

[ There's a pause before the rest, though — he sees the jump from Point A to Point B, but burning— it makes him think about the lab, makes him cold rather than hot. ]

burning's not really my thing.
but if you can get your hands on some zinc, we could try a blindfold.

you like looking at dead bodies?

[she frowns down at the text, but doesn't think anything of it.]

what is your thing? besides the blindfolding and milk.

and blood.
oh i know!
i will ride you in a milk bath while you are blindfolded

i like seeing what you can do.
dead bodies i can take or leave.
what's your thing?

(and, obviously, yes to the milk bath part.)

you are lucky i like showing off
my thing? i have lots of things 😉

you'd be a fool to deny yourself what i can offer

good thing i'm no fool, then.

[ well ]

okay, name one thing.
something high on the list.

hm.

the higher on the list, the more animal it becomes. are you ready?
i wish to be covered in the blood of my prey and eat their heart while being mated with.

[ making a mental checklist ... ]

and who or what do you consider to be prey?

anything less powerful than i

or some poor beast in the forest🤷‍♀️ a fox must eat, and i enjoy a challenge

okay

[ Okay, as in doable. ]

you got a favorite type of game to hunt?

wolves :)

[how many times will she have to say it? likely only one time:]

i hate dogs, homelander! they make my skin crawl
but elk are good, too

Edited (mobile tags i hate u mobile tags ) 2026-01-12 08:15 (UTC)

[ ok, important q: ]

they make your skin crawl but not enough to get busy while you're killing them?
or should i be putting elk in at #1 on the list?