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oh, huh. i guess that makes sense, if its name is yippee.

[ or is that the species name .... actually never mind ]

but let's not count our chickens before they hatch.

[redsoil]

Mmmrhfhfhd

Don't be so severe.......

I can count one chicken, at least. Shadowheart was quite the MVP. My stupid badger, on the other hand, keeps putting me in barriers like it is worried I even can be killed.

[breeding]

i'm not severe, you're severe

[ homelander stop ]

you have a badger? i thought those were undomesticated.

[redsoil]

Oh, it is decidedly undomesticated. I WON IT BY FINDING A PUMPKIN.

It casts spells and bites my fingers all the time.

[breeding]

it can cast spells?

[ Doing a little mental calculus ... biting badger = bad, but magic badger = potentially cool ... ]

can you talk to it?

[redsoil]

Yes! It likes to cast annoying curses to keep me on my toes. I call the terrible little darling "Widget".

And of course I can speak with it. The Tongue of Beasts is one of my languages.

[breeding]

are you purposefully not trying to train it or do you like that it's a menace?

fish, too? i know a fish guy. knew.
he's not dead, he's just not here.

[redsoil]

I enjoy it as it is. Difficult things are my favorite, and even the worst are delightful puzzles.

I can... but, why would I want to speak to a fish. They're dumb, unless they are priests. Why does the man you know speak to them?

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honestly, i think the same thing all the time. i dunno, sometimes it's cool, like when he can get whales and sharks to do stuff, but it's the whales and sharks that are cool, you know? it's not him.

it's just his thing. he can breathe underwater, too, which is okay as far as powers go, but kind of limited in usefulness.

[ Also, sorry, ]

fish can be priests?

[redsoil]

Animals are always cooler than humans, but I hate humans and am thus not considered a good source of opinion. My nephew could "breathe" underwater, but really he was just breathing the gift of Shu's air.

I beat his ass in the competition anyways, I bet I would beat your animal speaker.

And yes, fish can be priests. Any animal or man could. Sobek's high priest is an ancient old crocodile, for example.

[breeding]

oh, you definitely would. he fucking sucks. three kids with baseball bats could beat him up.

what's your high priest, then? crocodile seems pretty sick.

[redsoil]

I have had a few high priests. Humans, mostly. They are the most adept at war, after all.

A sha has risen a few times to such heights. This is what I mean. They are my sacred animals, and also me!

[breeding]

[ "also me"????? ]

you're a dog?

[redsoil]

It is a sha, not a dog. There is no other beast like it.

Though, I can turn into dogs. And lions. And crocodiles, and many other things besides beasts.

[breeding]

i didn't know you could shapeshift. wait, give me the full list of shit you can do.

[redsoil]

Uaa, you are so greedy... let me keep some surprises for you!

[breeding]

fine, fine. guess there's nothing else for me to look forward to here, anyway.