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[behavioural]

( set too? well, he definitely can't postpone this update now, can he?

it barely takes any time after he finishes reading that text to teleport straight into homelander's bedroom. )

Is that why he's in a bitchier mood than usual?

[breeding]

[ Pierce's entrance gets a double-take, like it initially makes sense for Pierce to have answered his summons so quickly before he thinks through the implications of someone literally being able to teleport wherever they want. Handy — handier than speed, in a way. Still, the surprise on Homelander's features doesn't last long — they have more important things to discuss. ]

I would be, too, if I were in his shoes. I mean, I am now, too, with all this voice bullshit, but get this—

—he's got a fucking clown nose.

NOT HERE.

[redsoil]

[ YOU ARE NOT A HOMIELANDER ANYMORE ]

[breeding]

[ tough but fair 😔 ]