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second

( give him a second to literally stage a photo of an outfit with black jeans, boots, and a leather jacket. classic greaser style. )

think 1950s marlon brando
im telling you dude
you could totally pull it off

( .............. never mind the part where marlon brando was gay. bi? heteroflexible? anYwAy, )

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[ kicking myself that it'd be ooc for homelander to know/reference tom of finland but instead ]

1950s marlon brando or the leather daddy from the village people 🤨

fine, i'll try it, but no pictures.

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if i meant village people leather daddy i wouldve said so
im not putting you in bdsm gear dude chill out

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buuuut
not even ONEEEE pic for alicent?
cmon homie do your girl a solid

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i get right of first refusal.

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sure sure sure
and if you hate it we can pretend this never happened

( he's sooooo good at pretending things never happened )

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meet you at yours?

🎀

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yep come on down to the wally west wardrobe wonderland 🫡🫡🫡
you wont regret it!!

( probably. hopefully. )